the1dlifeforme:

Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

(via rage-tan)

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via rage-tan)

neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

(Source: laureninlilly, via rage-tan)

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [2/8] favorite celebrity friendships ▶ Lucy Hale & Ian Harding

”We’re always talking to each other about the people we’re dating. I could see myself being friends with him for a long time.” - Lucy Hale

”We get along extremely well. We even speak in ‘baby voice’ to each other between takes. It nauseates the crew. She’s a pro, yes, but she has never made me feel like an amateur despite her six-year headstart in the business.” - Ian Harding

(Source: queenoutlawss, via prettylittleliars-bitches)

deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

yooneroos:

this show is everything!

(via runningmanconfessions)

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)